More scavenging on Craigslist turned up this one dollar bargain:
https://denver.craigslist.org/ele/6057822127.html
Looks like a 9PC41, but doesn't say in the ad. Does anybody know the dimensions for one of these? Yes I know it probably weighs 200+ pounds, but size dimensions? I would consider saving it, if I could determine it would fit in my car.

"In 1 week it has to go. To the dump or to you. You decide it's fate." Ad is five days old.
Thanks.