Hilarious signs

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The first two come from Sydney's ghey district,date from the late 70s,
1,A Funeral parlour advertising cremations burials,etc,and slighty below their sign a chicken shop,selling fresh chickens,their sign,Killed on premises,boiled in oil,by request,Anybody walking down the street would see,Burials ,cremations,Killed on premises,etc,by request.
2,A Guns'n'ammo store,next to a tobaconnist,Buy a gun,free ammo,smoke a fag.
3,A Sydney railway station,Do not climb this staunchon and walk over,use the bridge,not only will the 1500volts kill you,it will hurt the whole time you are dying,an illustration of the Frankenstien monster operating a knife switch,frying some poor soul in an electric chair.Some kid had written,that's it Frankenstien,Goldstien,blame the Jews.
4,A golf course,All male members must bring their balls with them,females,optional.
Any other funny examples in America?