My Tv's are back

[Sandy G]

Biggest row my wife & I have w/each other is over her choice of stuff to watch on the TV. Some of you MIGHT have noticed that I have maybe, a SLIGHT predisposition towards Sarcasm...Well, my wife likes to watch shows on home decorating, & those shows seem to have a PREDOMINANCE of incredibly "Gay" guys on them. We ain't talkin' "Metrosexuals", here, these guys are as Flaming as an early Sixties' hot-rod paint job... I really don't mind what people do in the privacy of their bedrooms, live & let live, & all that, but Hay-Zoos Christos ! If they're gonna be THAT gotdam FLAMBOYANT, yeah, Unca Sandy is prolly let fly a few Choice Zingers.. Goes back to my Boarding School days... It was basically Verbally Kill-Or-Be-Killed there... You learned REAL quick the fine art of slicing an opponent to PIECES w/yr wits & tongue.. But it was really GREAT sport & fun.. Having a few Juniors & Seniors verbally sparring, while the "Pygmies"-7th, 8th graders, & lower grade Upper School guys sitting there, lapping it up, while us "Older & Wiser" types ripped each other to SHREDS.