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Time for a lawyer joke, actually a true story. A friend of mine had an elder brother who was a lawyer. The lawyer had an aging battery in his car, so my friend told him: 'I'm gonna lend you my battery charger so you can get along until you have your battery replaced'. My friend then proceeded to explain how to use the device, and he connected the clips to the back of a wooden chair to explain how it was done, specifying that the red one went to the (+) terminal and the black one to the (-) terminal, and that he sould leave the unit connected and powered up for a few hours. Several days later, the lawyer called his brother to complain that the charger had not worked to help him get the car started. 'What did you do exactly', asked the brother. 'Well, I went into the kitchen, hooked the two clips to the back of a wooden chair, ran the charger for several hours. After that I went to the garage and attempted to start the car, but nothing happened.' May you guys get to the old TVs before the narrow-minded auctioneers, lawyers and other PITAs. |
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