Someone in PA call this guy

[John Marinello]

I think I would have them elaborate a bit on the "kit gloves" treatment
that thing underwent to bust two of the legs off. You could ask them if
there was a suspicious "kaboom" or "hissing" sound that eminated from the
cabinet during the treatment in question. Or maybe ask if there's a big
funny spot on the front of the tube that wasn't there when the set had
all of its legs.